"I grew up on stories of “boy wins the girl”
and I always used to wonder what she wins."

if anything | Derek Deyling (via notkelciam)

(via evanescentfawn)

peikachu:

sometimes chris evans looks like a sweet golden retriever and you want to pet him and bask in his sunshiny smile

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and other times he looks like a fucking greek god who could nail you into the mattress and then spoon you like a princess afterwards

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(via sometimesifangirltoohard)

jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

lordleto:

crazedoriginality:

zigzag0on:

fagmander:

nintendoggystyle:

is there holy bible fanfiction

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jesus fucking christ

looks more like jesus fucking noah

i’m going to hell for laughing

AS A CHRISTIAN I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

I’m dying omg. There literally is fanfiction for everything.

(via sometimesifangirltoohard)

"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations. If we don’t vibrate on the same frequency there’s just no reason for us to waste our time. I’d rather have no one and wait for substance than to not feel someone and fake the funk."

(via unlively)

(Source: wnderlst, via asssquake)

isit-hi-orhey:

roses are red

mcdonalds makes fries

i prefer ashton irwin

in between my thighs 

(via quebbles)

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

(Source: anticrystalist, via heyfunniest)